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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.

Bob Hope

The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Funny Handshake Tired Water
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President

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