I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
BOB HOPEA very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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