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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.

Bob Hope

Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Book Funny Reading
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup

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