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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.

Bob Hope

I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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One Should Taxes Travel Years
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Actors Oscar Reassuring
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Country People Political Jokes
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Appreciate Want War Winding

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