If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
BOB HOPEA very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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