US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
BOB HOPEIf I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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