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Bob Hope

The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Act Agents Funny High Inside Trying
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
BOB HOPE

Giving Golf Sweaters Up
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Heart Humor Laughter
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
BOB HOPE

Country Funny Humorous
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards

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