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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.

Bob Hope

One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Funny Humorous Night Reason Same
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Book Funny Reading
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight

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