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Bob Hope

Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Funny Item People Telling Years
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Drinking Night Suffering
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching

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