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Bob Hope

I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Beautiful Golf Member Successful
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Dies Golf Pain Swings
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring

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