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Bob Hope

I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Gun Makeup Men Spray
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove

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