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Bob Hope

You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Beautiful Golf Member Successful
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous

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