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Bob Hope

I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Gun Makeup Men Spray
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Actors Oscar Reassuring
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching

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