One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
BOB HOPELaughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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