A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
BOB HOPEI don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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