I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
BOB HOPEI don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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