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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!

Bob Hope

I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
BOB HOPE

Games Golf Numeral Roman
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
BOB HOPE

Funny Giving Humor
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
BOB HOPE

Age Golf Live Shoot
Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Funny Humorous Night Reason Same
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
BOB HOPE

Addresses Government Perfect Return
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Heart Humor Laughter
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
BOB HOPE

Balls Go Golf Yards

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