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Bob Hope

A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
BOB HOPE

Men One Line Religious
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Country People Political Jokes
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Gun Makeup Men Spray

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