Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
BOB HOPEChiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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