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Bob Hope

I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
BOB HOPE

Country People Political Jokes
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Aspirin Firm Print Times
It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Funny Item People Telling Years
US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More

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