I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
BOB HOPEChiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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