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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!

Bob Hope

I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Littles
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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One Should Taxes Travel Years
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way

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