Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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More Bob Hope Quotes
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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