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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!

Bob Hope

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Failure Girlfriend House Sex
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out

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