When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
BOB HOPEI have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
More Bob Hope Quotes
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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