I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
BOB HOPEI have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
More Bob Hope Quotes
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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