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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?

Bob Hope

Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Failure Girlfriend House Sex
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking

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