A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
BOB HOPEA James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
BOB HOPEThere was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
BOB HOPEI ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
BOB HOPEWhen she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
BOB HOPEMy idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
BOB HOPEAnd on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
BOB HOPEI have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
BOB HOPEFor the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
BOB HOPEI always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
BOB HOPEI do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
BOB HOPEYou can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
BOB HOPEI don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
BOB HOPEJimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
BOB HOPEMost of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
BOB HOPEWe have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
BOB HOPEBing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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