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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.

Bob Hope

YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Failure Girlfriend House Sex
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Book Funny Reading
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Aspirin Firm Print Times
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather

The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.

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