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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.

Bob Hope

Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Funny Item People Telling Years
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Aspirin Firm Print Times
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More

The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.

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