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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.

Bob Hope

We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage

I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.

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