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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.

Bob Hope

She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Dies Golf Pain Swings
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Addresses Government Perfect Return
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side

I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.

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