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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.

Bob Hope

The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
BOB HOPE

Better Get Home Video
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Beautiful Golf Member Successful
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking

I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.

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