Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
BOB HOPEI went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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