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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.

Bob Hope

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Blow Home Hurricane Tornadoes Typhoon Worry
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Appreciate Want War Winding
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television

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