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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.

Bob Hope

And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan

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