The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
BOB HOPEI love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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