I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
BOB HOPEI love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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