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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.

Bob Hope

Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries

I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.

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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.

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