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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.

Bob Hope

Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Beautiful Golf Member Successful
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking

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