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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

Bob Hope

She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
BOB HOPE

America Funny Humorous
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Fields Flatterers Golf Shooting
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Appreciate Want War Winding
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Failure Girlfriend House Sex
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
BOB HOPE

Acting Funny President
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous

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