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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

Bob Hope

That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
Lots of travel, away from home.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Bars Golf Hotter Play
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

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