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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.

Bob Hope

All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Funny Humorous Night Reason Same
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players

It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.

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