Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
BOB HOPEIt was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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