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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.

Bob Hope

America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Failure Girlfriend House Sex
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Blow Home Hurricane Tornadoes Typhoon Worry
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long

It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.

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