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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.

Bob Hope

It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
BOB HOPE

Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Discover Funny Money Taken
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan

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