It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
BOB HOPEShe said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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