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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.

Bob Hope

One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot

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