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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.

Bob Hope

Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Beautiful Golf Member Successful
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Funny Item People Telling Years

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