The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
BOB HOPEIf you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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