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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.

Bob Hope

One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Appreciate Want War Winding
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches

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