I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
BOB HOPEIt’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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