The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
BOB HOPEThe best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
BOB HOPEIt’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
BOB HOPEMy secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
BOB HOPEWe flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
BOB HOPEHe hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
BOB HOPEThe Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
BOB HOPEAs the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
BOB HOPEI do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
BOB HOPEThe good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
BOB HOPEThere’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
BOB HOPEJimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
BOB HOPEShe got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
BOB HOPEHappiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
BOB HOPEBing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
BOB HOPETo give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
BOB HOPEI’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
BOB HOPE