That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
BOB HOPEIt’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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