Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
BOB HOPEIt’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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