It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
BOB HOPEIt’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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