Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
BOB HOPEIt’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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