Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
BOB HOPEIt’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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