Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
BOB HOPEIt’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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