People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
BOB HOPEI do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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