Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
BOB HOPEI do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
BOB HOPE







