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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.

Bob Hope

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Dies Golf Pain Swings
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Funny Item People Telling Years
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One

I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.

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