Please don’t stand up on my account.
BOB HOPEI do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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