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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.

Bob Hope

One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television

I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.

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