We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
BOB HOPEI do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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