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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.

Bob Hope

If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Gun Makeup Men Spray
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television

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