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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.

Bob Hope

I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Caddies Golf Lying
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Failure Girlfriend House Sex
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.

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