I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
BOB HOPEThe good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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