Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
BOB HOPEThe good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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