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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.

Bob Hope

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
BOB HOPE

Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
BOB HOPE

Balls Go Golf Yards
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Bars Golf Hotter Play
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay

I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.

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