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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.

Bob Hope

Lots of travel, away from home.
BOB HOPE

Away From Home Line One
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Book Funny Reading
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
BOB HOPE

Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up

I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.

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