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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.

Bob Hope

America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Appreciate Want War Winding
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Failure Girlfriend House Sex
Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Blow Home Hurricane Tornadoes Typhoon Worry
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous

I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.

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