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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.

Bob Hope

Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Button Country Funny Hotel Humorous Maid Press Room Service
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Heart Humor Laughter
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Fields Flatterers Golf Shooting
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People

I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.

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