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I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

Bill Maher

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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Appearance Courage Coward Stupidity
Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
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Admire Critical Faith Purpose Suspense Thinking
Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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Attention Country Pay Stupidity
If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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Book History Reading Thinking Tough Yourself
It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot.
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Explanation Hard Idiot Yourself
The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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Death Fact Kind Live Man Plain Religion
Talk to women who’ve ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.
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Arab Date Goodness Man Result Talk Woman
When I see the toothless guy, as a liberal, what I say is, ‘I want to help you get teeth.’ Why does that make me an a**hole?
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Generosity Help Liberal Myself
To those people who say, ‘My father is alive because of animal experimentation,’ I say, ‘Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.’ Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off.
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Alive Animal Experiment Father Live Myself People Trade
The “Power of One” is a slogan–not a goal.
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Goal Power Slogan
Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.
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Mistake Necessary Past Person Wisdom
Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
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I always compare marriage to communism. They’re both institutions that don’t conform to human nature, so you’re going to end up with lying and hypocrisy.
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Communalism Compare Human Hypocrisy Marriage Nature
The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.
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Boy Embrace History Ideas Low Slow Technology
Some people think I enjoy debate. I don’t. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.
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Men are only as loyal as their options.
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