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Only a Bush could answer a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ question two different ways and be wrong both times.

Bill Maher

I don’t say that I’m an atheist. I don’t like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don’t know. And if you don’t know – and you don’t – just man up and say you don’t know. Don’t turn to silly stories and ancient myths.
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Ancient Atheist Man Myth Religion Story Thinking
To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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Appearance Courage Coward Stupidity
It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot.
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Explanation Hard Idiot Yourself
Some people think I enjoy debate. I don’t. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.
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Debate Enjoyment Myself People Thinking Time
As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.
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Believe Life Path True
You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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Husband Name People Time Wrong
The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.
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Boy Embrace History Ideas Low Slow Technology
I always compare marriage to communism. They’re both institutions that don’t conform to human nature, so you’re going to end up with lying and hypocrisy.
BILL MAHER

Communalism Compare Human Hypocrisy Marriage Nature
When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
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Complain Noise Opportunity People
At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
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Institution Mental Move Point Time
We don’t really have to make fun of religion – it makes fun of itself.
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Fun Joke Religion
In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
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Country Guilty Wealth Yourself
We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.
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Day Herself Mad Nation Speech Tragedy Weapon
Now people want Brian Williams to resign, but it could have a happy ending. Apparently what he said was such a blatant departure from the truth, today he got an offer from Fox News.
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End Happy News Offering People William
Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
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Himself Name Obvious
Death is nature’s way of killing you.
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Death Kill Nature Way Yourself

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