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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.

Bill Maher

We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
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Conform Country Need People Talk
The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, ‘You know what? Let’s just grab lunch.’
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Food Home President Teaching Time Visit White Yourself
We don’t really have to make fun of religion – it makes fun of itself.
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Fun Joke Religion
I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
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Myself Religious
Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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Attention Country Pay Stupidity
Hot women have to stop putting long paragraphs of text on their bodies. I know you think it’s sexy but one thing that men never think is, “Gee, you know what would make this sex better? Having something to read.”
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Hot Man Reading Stop Thinking Woman World
During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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Book Coffee Company Depression Fight History People Reading Time Tough
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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Need Requirement Responsibility Right
Emergency rooms will be used the way they were intended to be used: not for primary care, but for when the average freaky American get some strange object up his ass.
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Himself Intention Object Room Strange Way
It’s not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That’s predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.
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American Better Education People Stupidity Worst
You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
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Difference People Prayer Religious Warm Yourself
Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.
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Mistake Necessary Past Person Wisdom
The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
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Certain Ideas People Problem
Only a Bush could answer a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ question two different ways and be wrong both times.
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Answer Dumb Question Time Wrong
Anyone who tells you that they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you dont. How can I be so sure? Because I dont know and you do not possess mental powers that I do not.
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Death Myself Possession Power Promise
Did you see the 2000 Republican Presidential Convention? The last time the Republicans had that many Black people on a stage, they were selling them!
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Black People Politics See Stage

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