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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.

Bill Maher

The cable TV sex channels don’t expand our horizons, don’t make us better people, and don’t come in clearly enough.
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Channel Enough Expand Horizon Sex Yourself
In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
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Constituency Crazy Politics
Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
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Control Government Myself Ourselves Statement
Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.
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Atheist Definition Idiot Position Religion Sex
Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
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Build Fly People Plane Progress Religion Stop Thinking
When I see the toothless guy, as a liberal, what I say is, ‘I want to help you get teeth.’ Why does that make me an a**hole?
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Generosity Help Liberal Myself
Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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God Man Myself Need Religion
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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Original Social Media Time
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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Need Requirement Responsibility Right
During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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Book Coffee Company Depression Fight History People Reading Time Tough
If anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth, something very gay is probably going in.
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Against Gay Sexuality Yourself
I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
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Better Country Flaw Myself Patriot Point Thinking
The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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Death Fact Kind Live Man Plain Religion
I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
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Bible Constitution People Problem
Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.
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Mistake Necessary Past Person Wisdom
The Drug War is an addiction, really.
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Addiction Drug War

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