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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.

Bill Maher

Trusting the government to monitor your calls without listening. It’s kind of like trusting Chris Christie to pick up the McDonald’s and not eat the fries on the way home.
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Call Eat Fries Government Home Listening Trust Way
As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.
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Believe Life Path True
Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
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Progress Religion Society
Hollywood isn’t your cesspool, America. It’s your mirror.
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Hollywood Mirror Yourself
In America, you’re allowed to justify almost any kind of bigotry, sexism, or intolerance if you source it to God’s big book of bad ideas.
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Bad Connection Ideas Justify Kind Religious Tolerance Yourself
Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we’re someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning.
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Call Celebration Fake Fools Ourselves People
Talk to women who’ve ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.
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Arab Date Goodness Man Result Talk Woman
If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
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Identity Name Nature Origin
A new cologne is coming out. It’s for cowboys, and it’s made from cow’s manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!
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Fertilizer Perfume Woman Yourself
I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
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Myself Political Sensitive Truth
I don’t say that I’m an atheist. I don’t like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don’t know. And if you don’t know – and you don’t – just man up and say you don’t know. Don’t turn to silly stories and ancient myths.
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Ancient Atheist Man Myth Religion Story Thinking
Now people want Brian Williams to resign, but it could have a happy ending. Apparently what he said was such a blatant departure from the truth, today he got an offer from Fox News.
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End Happy News Offering People William
At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
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Institution Mental Move Point Time
In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
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Constituency Crazy Politics
What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
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Believe Love Myself Politics Stupidity
Denying racism is the new racism.
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New Race Trend

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