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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.

Bill Maher

Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
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Admire Critical Faith Purpose Suspense Thinking
Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
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Progress Religion Society
Just honest. To me, being ‘politically incorrect’ means the opposite of being political — which means to spin everything. That’s all it’s ever meant to me. It’s never meant liberal or conservative. It means honest.
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Conservatism Honesty Liberal Myself Politics Spin
In America, you’re allowed to justify almost any kind of bigotry, sexism, or intolerance if you source it to God’s big book of bad ideas.
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Bad Connection Ideas Justify Kind Religious Tolerance Yourself
The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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Death Fact Kind Live Man Plain Religion
Death is nature’s way of killing you.
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Death Kill Nature Way Yourself
Talk to women who’ve ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.
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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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Change Disease Sin
Men are only as loyal as their options.
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Loyalty Man Option
Emergency rooms will be used the way they were intended to be used: not for primary care, but for when the average freaky American get some strange object up his ass.
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Himself Intention Object Room Strange Way
Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
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Big Ego Face Himself Problem Worship
There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don’t get a vote.
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Debate Right Science Subject Vote
During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
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When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
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Complain Noise Opportunity People
I feel terrible for a Palestinian child who dies. But, if it’s your father, your brother or your uncle who was firing those rockets into Israel, whose fault is it really? Do you really expect the Israelis not to retaliate?
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Children Expectation Feel Mistake Rocket Terrible Yourself

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