The Drug War is an addiction, really.
BILL MAHERFalse hope really makes you cynical.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
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Hollywood isn’t your cesspool, America. It’s your mirror.
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I don’t understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.
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You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
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I’m for the death penalty, I’m pro-abortion, I’m pro-assisted suicide, I’m pro-regular suicide. Anything that’ll get the traffic moving.
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Anyone who tells you that they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you dont. How can I be so sure? Because I dont know and you do not possess mental powers that I do not.
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The First Amendment was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect law students speaking out on political issues from getting called whores by Oxycontin addicts.
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To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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If it weren’t for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.
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You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
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If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
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False hope really makes you cynical.
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You can always tell when Obama’s negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he’s missing his watch and his lunch money.
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We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.
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