I think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
BILL MAHERFalse hope really makes you cynical.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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Beating Newt Gingrich in a popularity contest is like beating Stephen Hawking in ‘Dancing with the Stars.’
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Have you ever met a war you didn’t love? I’m asking, is there any place you don’t want to intervene in?
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Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
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Just honest. To me, being ‘politically incorrect’ means the opposite of being political — which means to spin everything. That’s all it’s ever meant to me. It’s never meant liberal or conservative. It means honest.
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I’m for the death penalty, I’m pro-abortion, I’m pro-assisted suicide, I’m pro-regular suicide. Anything that’ll get the traffic moving.
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You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
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I don’t understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.
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Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
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God knows life sucks. It’s right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take away pain and misery. And God says, “I can’t take away pain and misery because then no one would talk to me.”
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The “Power of One” is a slogan–not a goal.
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I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
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You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
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Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
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Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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