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False hope really makes you cynical.

Bill Maher

The “Power of One” is a slogan–not a goal.
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Goal Power Slogan
Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can’t pass a background check support background checks.
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Check Funny People Support
False hope really makes you cynical.
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Fake Feeling Hope Yourself
Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
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Break Home Right Shoot Trade Yourself
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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Change Disease Sin
Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.
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Mistake Necessary Past Person Wisdom
Religion is insanity by consensus.
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Consensus Religion Sanity
The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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Death Fact Kind Live Man Plain Religion
Hot women have to stop putting long paragraphs of text on their bodies. I know you think it’s sexy but one thing that men never think is, “Gee, you know what would make this sex better? Having something to read.”
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Hot Man Reading Stop Thinking Woman World
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click ‘I Agree’.
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Click Perspective Reading Religious Software
You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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Husband Name People Time Wrong
Emergency rooms will be used the way they were intended to be used: not for primary care, but for when the average freaky American get some strange object up his ass.
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Himself Intention Object Room Strange Way
Hollywood isn’t your cesspool, America. It’s your mirror.
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Hollywood Mirror Yourself
If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.
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Enterprise Religious Rich Sales Start Yourself
Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
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Game Injustice Rival Sport Unfair Yourself
Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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God Man Myself Need Religion

False hope really makes you cynical.

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