I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
BILL MAHERFalse hope really makes you cynical.
More Bill Maher Quotes
-
-
There’s a phrase we live by in America: “In God We Trust”. It’s right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.
BILL MAHER -
You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
BILL MAHER -
Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
BILL MAHER -
Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
BILL MAHER -
Who takes care of their people better? FEMA or Hezbollah?
BILL MAHER -
I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
BILL MAHER -
Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
BILL MAHER -
That’s what’s so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.
BILL MAHER -
Beating Newt Gingrich in a popularity contest is like beating Stephen Hawking in ‘Dancing with the Stars.’
BILL MAHER -
I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
BILL MAHER -
I don’t understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.
BILL MAHER -
I don’t say that I’m an atheist. I don’t like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don’t know. And if you don’t know – and you don’t – just man up and say you don’t know. Don’t turn to silly stories and ancient myths.
BILL MAHER -
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
BILL MAHER -
Men are only as loyal as their options.
BILL MAHER -
Religion is insanity by consensus.
BILL MAHER






