Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
BILL COSBYOnly stupid one’s.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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