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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself

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