Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
BILL COSBYOnly stupid one’s.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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