Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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More Bill Cosby Quotes
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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