A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
BILL COSBYAlways end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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