That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
BILL COSBYAlways end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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