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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

Bill Cosby

The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

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