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Bill Cosby

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird

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