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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

Bill Cosby

There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right

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