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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

Bill Cosby

The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

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