Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
BILL COSBYAlways end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Only stupid one’s.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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