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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.

Bill Cosby

I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself

And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.

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