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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.

Bill Cosby

When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman

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