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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.

Bill Cosby

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success

And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.

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