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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.

Bill Cosby

And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
BILL COSBY

Doctor Yourself
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise

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