A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
BILL COSBYAnd so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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