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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.

Bill Cosby

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man

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