Old is always fifteen years from now.
BILL COSBYAnd so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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