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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.

Bill Cosby

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself

And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.

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