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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

Bill Cosby

When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success

Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

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