Gray hair is gods graffiti.
BILL COSBYThose who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Only stupid one’s.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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