I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
BILL COSBYI brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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