Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
BILL COSBYI brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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