I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
BILL COSBYI brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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