Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
BILL COSBYIs the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
BILL COSBYAnd of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
BILL COSBYA word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
BILL COSBYThose who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
BILL COSBYIt isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
BILL COSBYWhen you become senile, you won’t know it.
BILL COSBYViolence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
BILL COSBYWomen don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
BILL COSBYThe past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
BILL COSBYYou can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
BILL COSBYTake your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
BILL COSBYAs I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
BILL COSBYMen and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
BILL COSBYI don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
BILL COSBYIntellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
BILL COSBYParents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
BILL COSBY