Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
BILL COSBYDecide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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Only stupid one’s.
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