I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
BILL COSBYDecide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Only stupid one’s.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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