It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
BILL COSBYDecide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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