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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

Bill Cosby

I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

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