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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

Bill Cosby

Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

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