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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

Bill Cosby

I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

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