As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
BILL COSBYThe heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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