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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

Bill Cosby

Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

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