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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

Bill Cosby

Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

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