Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
BILL COSBYI often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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