I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
BILL COSBYI often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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