Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
BILL COSBYI often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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