Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
BILL COSBYViolence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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