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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.

Bill Cosby

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk

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