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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.

Bill Cosby

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play

A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.

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