Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
BILL COSBYA sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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