“You haven’t done anything wrong. You just haven’t done anything, and that’s what’s wrong.”

I do not sell life insurance. I sell money. I sell dollars for pennies apiece. My dollars cost 3 cents per dollar per year.

I rarely use the telephone because he may not want to see me. I have a better chance of seeing the man I want to see if I do go.

Youll have the same problems when I walk out, as you had when I walked in… unless you let me take your problems with me.

Goals aren’t enough. You need goals plus deadlines: goals big enough to get excited about and deadline to make you run. One isn’t much good without the other, but together they can be tremendous.

I don’t like sci-fi/fantasy.

And I’m overcompensated for that. So it’s insane to not use that pedestal to try and at least help someone or something that’s in need.

Besides, switchboard girls and secretaries have become very good. They’ve learned to take you apart. ‘Who? Why? What for? What company?’ You don’t always get by. I seldom call on the phone. I’d rather go.

I’m a lot happier in people’s living rooms weekly than I think I would be if I was really, really relying on a movie career to keep me fulfilled and excited.

I know plenty of actors smarter than me with better taste than me who love horror movies and love sci-fi and it just doesn’t make sense to me.

Life insurance is time. The time a man might not have. If he needs time, he needs life insurance.

Do you know anyone who has a lease on life? It isn’t a question of if; it’s a question of when.

The basic purpose of life insurance is to create cash…nothing more or nothing less. Everything else confuses and complicates.

Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny.

I think I’m the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny. I’m the least funny person in a room full of funny people.

Term insurance is temporary, but your problem is permanent.

Don’t sell life insurance. Sell what life insurance can do.

How you do anything is how you do everything.

I’m not a big fan of just doing weights. Anything more physical is infinitely better.

If there is anything worse than the aching tedium of staring out of car windows.

What’s important to me is that my songs can exist without any material anything. It’s very reflective of my ideology.

A fair share of anything is starvation diet to an egomaniac.

I could be anything I wanted because I was an American. And I hope that that’s really what’s propelled me into public service.

The spirit of advaita is not to keep away from anything, but to keep in tune with everything

People will buy anything that is one to a customer.