I don’t like horror, which is ridiculous because I’ve been in three horror movies, but when I see those things, I see camera tricks and fake blood and actors screaming and I don’t know understand why other actors don’t see that.
BEN FELDMANDo you know anyone who has a lease on life? It isn’t a question of if; it’s a question of when.
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I don’t like sci-fi/fantasy.
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I’ve been pretty lucky, I like my jobs.
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I’m a lot happier in people’s living rooms weekly than I think I would be if I was really, really relying on a movie career to keep me fulfilled and excited.
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You’ve got a problem. Part of what you own isn’t yours. It belongs to Uncle Sam. May I show you how much belongs to Uncle Sam?
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I think I’m the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny. I’m the least funny person in a room full of funny people.
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If people understood what life insurance does, we wouldn’t need salesmen to sell it. People would come knocking on the door. But they don’t understand.
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The biggest asset you have is your earning capacity, and that depends entirely on your attitude.
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Your biggest asset is a positive attitude. That more than anything else determines your earnings.
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I do not sell life insurance. I sell money. I sell dollars for pennies apiece. My dollars cost 3 cents per dollar per year.
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I get up in the morning and I put on makeup and then I say somebody else’s words in someone else’s clothes, and then I go home and watch TV, have a glass of whisky and go to bed.
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If I don’t buy it, I can’t sell it.
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I never thought I was gonna live in LA. I thought I was gonna live in New York forever.
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I think I’m the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.
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You are already broke and don’t even know it.
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When you walk out, the money walks in
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