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I think I’m the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny. I’m the least funny person in a room full of funny people.

Ben Feldman

I get up in the morning and I put on makeup and then I say somebody else’s words in someone else’s clothes, and then I go home and watch TV, have a glass of whisky and go to bed.
BEN FELDMAN

Home Makeup Morning
Term insurance is temporary, but your problem is permanent.
BEN FELDMAN

Permanent Problem Term
If people understood what life insurance does, we wouldn’t need salesmen to sell it. People would come knocking on the door. But they don’t understand.
BEN FELDMAN

Doe Doors People
When you audition for shows in Hollywood, you go in, you do your scene, maybe you get an adjustment. It’s sort of easy, and a lot of times it just feels sort of rote and simple.
BEN FELDMAN

New York Play Simple
Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny.
BEN FELDMAN

Careers Leading Me Rooms
I don’t like sci-fi/fantasy.
BEN FELDMAN

Experiment Fact Fantasy Fiction Knowledge Science
You haven’t done anything wrong. You just haven’t done anything, and that’s what’s wrong.
BEN FELDMAN

Anything Done Wrong
If you’re starting to lose your faith in the general intelligence of the American populous, there’s nothing like them mistaking pop culture for Van Gogh as a sign that people still read their history books and care about art.
BEN FELDMAN

Art Book People
When you realize the writers start writing to who you are, you’re basically reading reviews of yourself. And then it becomes this cyclical nightmare where I feel like I need to play into it, then I find myself acting like the character in real life.
BEN FELDMAN

Reading Real Writing
I’ve been pretty lucky, I like my jobs.
BEN FELDMAN

Jobs Lucky Pretty
Youll have the same problems when I walk out, as you had when I walked in… unless you let me take your problems with me.
BEN FELDMAN

Let Me Problem Walks
You are already broke and don’t even know it.
BEN FELDMAN

Already Broke Know
Don’t sell life insurance. Sell what life insurance can do.
BEN FELDMAN

Great Inspirational Motivational Sales
I’m a lot happier in people’s living rooms weekly than I think I would be if I was really, really relying on a movie career to keep me fulfilled and excited.
BEN FELDMAN

Careers People Thinking
If you’ve got a problem make it a procedure and it won’t be a problem anymore.
BEN FELDMAN

Problem Procedures
I’m just the least funny person in a room full of funny people, which is basically every single day of work for me.
BEN FELDMAN

Funny People People Rooms

I think I’m the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny. I’m the least funny person in a room full of funny people.

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I think I’m the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny. I’m the least funny person in a room full of funny people.

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