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Whereas when you go to New York and you audition for plays, you walk out sweaty and intimidated and nervous and doubting yourself as an actor.

Ben Feldman

I meet people and a lot of times, instead of saying, “Are you from the East Coast?” people just go, “you’re from the East Coast, right?”, having no reason to have known that. I don’t know what that is. Maybe it’s just that I’m Jewish.
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East People Reason
I think I’m the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny. I’m the least funny person in a room full of funny people.
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Careers People Thinking
I’m a lot happier in people’s living rooms weekly than I think I would be if I was really, really relying on a movie career to keep me fulfilled and excited.
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Careers People Thinking
When you audition for shows in Hollywood, you go in, you do your scene, maybe you get an adjustment. It’s sort of easy, and a lot of times it just feels sort of rote and simple.
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New York Play Simple
The biggest asset you have is your earning capacity, and that depends entirely on your attitude.
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Assets Attitude Earning
Doing something costs something. Doing nothing costs something. And, quite often, doing nothing costs a lot more!
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Cost Doing Nothing
Do you know anyone who has a lease on life? It isn’t a question of if; it’s a question of when.
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Know Lease
I never thought I was gonna live in LA. I thought I was gonna live in New York forever.
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Country Forever Live
Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny.
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Careers Leading Me Rooms
You haven’t done anything wrong. You just haven’t done anything, and that’s what’s wrong.
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Anything Done Wrong
The biggest asset you have is your earning capacity, and that depends entirely on your attitude.
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Assets Attitude Earning
I rarely use the telephone because he may not want to see me. I have a better chance of seeing the man I want to see if I do go.
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Girl Men Phones
If I don’t buy it, I can’t sell it.
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Sell
You are already broke and don’t even know it.
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Already Broke Know
Life insurance is time. The time a man might not have. If he needs time, he needs life insurance.
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Men might Needs
And I’m overcompensated for that. So it’s insane to not use that pedestal to try and at least help someone or something that’s in need.
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Help Leas Need Someone Something
I think I’m the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.
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Guy People Thinking
Most people buy not because they believe, but because the sales person believes.
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Believe People Person Sales
When you realize the writers start writing to who you are, you’re basically reading reviews of yourself. And then it becomes this cyclical nightmare where I feel like I need to play into it, then I find myself acting like the character in real life.
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Reading Real Writing
There was a time where I chose my jobs based on what jobs were available to me, so I would choose 100 percent of them.
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Available Jobs Percent
Read! Study never stops because publications never stop coming in. It’s read and study. And think about what you’re studying. Take it apart and put it together. Ask ‘why?’ And know the answers.
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Answer Thinking Together
If people understood what life insurance does, we wouldn’t need salesmen to sell it. People would come knocking on the door. But they don’t understand.
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Doe Doors People
Your value depends on what you make of yourself. Make the most of yourself for that is all there is of you.
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Depends People Values
I get up in the morning and I put on makeup and then I say somebody else’s words in someone else’s clothes, and then I go home and watch TV, have a glass of whisky and go to bed.
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Home Makeup Morning
Your biggest asset is a positive attitude. That more than anything else determines your earnings.
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Assets Attitude Earning
Youll have the same problems when I walk out, as you had when I walked in… unless you let me take your problems with me.
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Let Me Problem Walks
I’m just the least funny person in a room full of funny people, which is basically every single day of work for me.
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Funny People People Rooms

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