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I rarely use the telephone because he may not want to see me. I have a better chance of seeing the man I want to see if I do go.

Ben Feldman

If you’ve got a problem make it a procedure and it won’t be a problem anymore.
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Problem Procedures
I rarely use the telephone because he may not want to see me. I have a better chance of seeing the man I want to see if I do go.
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Girl Men Phones
Your biggest asset is a positive attitude. That more than anything else determines your earnings.
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Assets Attitude Earning
You haven’t done anything wrong. You just haven’t done anything, and that’s what’s wrong.
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Anything Done Wrong
When you audition for shows in Hollywood, you go in, you do your scene, maybe you get an adjustment. It’s sort of easy, and a lot of times it just feels sort of rote and simple.
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New York Play Simple
I think I’m the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.
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Guy People Thinking
I’ve been pretty lucky, I like my jobs.
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Jobs Lucky Pretty
Term insurance is temporary, but your problem is permanent.
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Permanent Problem Term
Whereas when you go to New York and you audition for plays, you walk out sweaty and intimidated and nervous and doubting yourself as an actor.
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Actor Country Doubt Intimidated Walk
You know, a man’s life is the most precious thing in the world, isn’t it? So isn’t it odd that a man will insure everything but his life?
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Life Men World
I get up in the morning and I put on makeup and then I say somebody else’s words in someone else’s clothes, and then I go home and watch TV, have a glass of whisky and go to bed.
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Home Makeup Morning
I’m a lot happier in people’s living rooms weekly than I think I would be if I was really, really relying on a movie career to keep me fulfilled and excited.
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Careers People Thinking
The biggest asset you have is your earning capacity, and that depends entirely on your attitude.
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Assets Attitude Earning
Besides, switchboard girls and secretaries have become very good. They’ve learned to take you apart. ‘Who? Why? What for? What company?’ You don’t always get by. I seldom call on the phone. I’d rather go.
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Apart Company Seldom Switchboard
I know plenty of actors smarter than me with better taste than me who love horror movies and love sci-fi and it just doesn’t make sense to me.
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Actor Love Taste
Doing something costs something. Doing nothing costs something. And, quite often, doing nothing costs a lot more!
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Cost Doing Nothing

I rarely use the telephone because he may not want to see me. I have a better chance of seeing the man I want to see if I do go.

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