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I know plenty of actors smarter than me with better taste than me who love horror movies and love sci-fi and it just doesn’t make sense to me.

Ben Feldman

Whereas when you go to New York and you audition for plays, you walk out sweaty and intimidated and nervous and doubting yourself as an actor.
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Actor Country Doubt Intimidated Walk
Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny.
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Careers Leading Me Rooms
I don’t like sci-fi/fantasy.
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Experiment Fact Fantasy Fiction Knowledge Science
When you walk out, the money walks in
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Desire Money Walks
I don’t like horror, which is ridiculous because I’ve been in three horror movies, but when I see those things, I see camera tricks and fake blood and actors screaming and I don’t know understand why other actors don’t see that.
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Blood Camera Fake
I do not sell life insurance. I sell money. I sell dollars for pennies apiece. My dollars cost 3 cents per dollar per year.
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Cost Dollar Years
Don’t sell life insurance. Sell what life insurance can do.
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Great Inspirational Motivational Sales
You haven’t done anything wrong. You just haven’t done anything, and that’s what’s wrong.
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Anything Done Wrong
I think I’m the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.
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Guy People Thinking
Life insurance is time. The time a man might not have. If he needs time, he needs life insurance.
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Men might Needs
I’m a lot happier in people’s living rooms weekly than I think I would be if I was really, really relying on a movie career to keep me fulfilled and excited.
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Careers People Thinking
Youll have the same problems when I walk out, as you had when I walked in… unless you let me take your problems with me.
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Let Me Problem Walks
I think I’m the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny. I’m the least funny person in a room full of funny people.
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Careers People Thinking
I never thought I was gonna live in LA. I thought I was gonna live in New York forever.
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Country Forever Live
Every man has problems that only life insurance can solve. In the young man’s case, the problem is to create cash; for the older man, to conserve it.
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Cash Men Problem
When you realize the writers start writing to who you are, you’re basically reading reviews of yourself. And then it becomes this cyclical nightmare where I feel like I need to play into it, then I find myself acting like the character in real life.
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Reading Real Writing
Doing something costs something. Doing nothing costs something. And, quite often, doing nothing costs a lot more!
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Cost Doing Nothing
Term insurance is temporary, but your problem is permanent.
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Permanent Problem Term
Your biggest asset is a positive attitude. That more than anything else determines your earnings.
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Assets Attitude Earning
I rarely use the telephone because he may not want to see me. I have a better chance of seeing the man I want to see if I do go.
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Girl Men Phones
You know, a man’s life is the most precious thing in the world, isn’t it? So isn’t it odd that a man will insure everything but his life?
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Life Men World
If you’ve got a problem make it a procedure and it won’t be a problem anymore.
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Problem Procedures
If you’re starting to lose your faith in the general intelligence of the American populous, there’s nothing like them mistaking pop culture for Van Gogh as a sign that people still read their history books and care about art.
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Art Book People
I meet people and a lot of times, instead of saying, “Are you from the East Coast?” people just go, “you’re from the East Coast, right?”, having no reason to have known that. I don’t know what that is. Maybe it’s just that I’m Jewish.
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East People Reason
When you audition for shows in Hollywood, you go in, you do your scene, maybe you get an adjustment. It’s sort of easy, and a lot of times it just feels sort of rote and simple.
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New York Play Simple
The key to a sale in an interview, and the key to an interview is a disturbing question.
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Disturbing Interview Keys
You are already broke and don’t even know it.
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Already Broke Know

I know plenty of actors smarter than me with better taste than me who love horror movies and love sci-fi and it just doesn’t make sense to me.

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