I think I’m the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.
BEN FELDMANYour biggest asset is a positive attitude. That more than anything else determines your earnings.
More Ben Feldman Quotes
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There was a time where I chose my jobs based on what jobs were available to me, so I would choose 100 percent of them.
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Don’t sell life insurance. Sell what life insurance can do.
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If I don’t buy it, I can’t sell it.
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The biggest asset you have is your earning capacity, and that depends entirely on your attitude.
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I get up in the morning and I put on makeup and then I say somebody else’s words in someone else’s clothes, and then I go home and watch TV, have a glass of whisky and go to bed.
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If you’re starting to lose your faith in the general intelligence of the American populous, there’s nothing like them mistaking pop culture for Van Gogh as a sign that people still read their history books and care about art.
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If you’ve got a problem make it a procedure and it won’t be a problem anymore.
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Do you know anyone who has a lease on life? It isn’t a question of if; it’s a question of when.
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I never thought I was gonna live in LA. I thought I was gonna live in New York forever.
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If people understood what life insurance does, we wouldn’t need salesmen to sell it. People would come knocking on the door. But they don’t understand.
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Youll have the same problems when I walk out, as you had when I walked in… unless you let me take your problems with me.
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No one ever died with too much money.
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When you audition for shows in Hollywood, you go in, you do your scene, maybe you get an adjustment. It’s sort of easy, and a lot of times it just feels sort of rote and simple.
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I’m just the least funny person in a room full of funny people, which is basically every single day of work for me.
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I do not sell life insurance. I sell money. I sell dollars for pennies apiece. My dollars cost 3 cents per dollar per year.
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