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Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny.

Ben Feldman

Life insurance is time. The time a man might not have. If he needs time, he needs life insurance.
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Men might Needs
When you walk out, the money walks in
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Desire Money Walks
Read! Study never stops because publications never stop coming in. It’s read and study. And think about what you’re studying. Take it apart and put it together. Ask ‘why?’ And know the answers.
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Answer Thinking Together
If I don’t buy it, I can’t sell it.
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Sell
I rarely use the telephone because he may not want to see me. I have a better chance of seeing the man I want to see if I do go.
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Girl Men Phones
And I’m overcompensated for that. So it’s insane to not use that pedestal to try and at least help someone or something that’s in need.
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Help Leas Need Someone Something
I’ve been pretty lucky, I like my jobs.
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Jobs Lucky Pretty
Goals aren’t enough. You need goals plus deadlines: goals big enough to get excited about and deadline to make you run. One isn’t much good without the other, but together they can be tremendous.
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Encouragement Goal Running
I meet people and a lot of times, instead of saying, “Are you from the East Coast?” people just go, “you’re from the East Coast, right?”, having no reason to have known that. I don’t know what that is. Maybe it’s just that I’m Jewish.
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East People Reason
I never thought I was gonna live in LA. I thought I was gonna live in New York forever.
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Country Forever Live
I’m just the least funny person in a room full of funny people, which is basically every single day of work for me.
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Funny People People Rooms
The basic purpose of life insurance is to create cash…nothing more or nothing less. Everything else confuses and complicates.
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Cash Life Purpose
I don’t like sci-fi/fantasy.
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Experiment Fact Fantasy Fiction Knowledge Science
Most people buy not because they believe, but because the sales person believes.
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Believe People Person Sales
Term insurance is temporary, but your problem is permanent.
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Permanent Problem Term
Do you know anyone who has a lease on life? It isn’t a question of if; it’s a question of when.
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Know Lease
If you’ve got a problem make it a procedure and it won’t be a problem anymore.
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Problem Procedures
I think I’m the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny. I’m the least funny person in a room full of funny people.
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Careers People Thinking
I don’t like horror, which is ridiculous because I’ve been in three horror movies, but when I see those things, I see camera tricks and fake blood and actors screaming and I don’t know understand why other actors don’t see that.
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Blood Camera Fake
Your biggest asset is a positive attitude. That more than anything else determines your earnings.
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Assets Attitude Earning
I’m a lot happier in people’s living rooms weekly than I think I would be if I was really, really relying on a movie career to keep me fulfilled and excited.
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Careers People Thinking
I get up in the morning and I put on makeup and then I say somebody else’s words in someone else’s clothes, and then I go home and watch TV, have a glass of whisky and go to bed.
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Home Makeup Morning
Fundamentals are right down to earth. And one fundamental is: You have to make calls. Nothing happens until you make a call. It’s that fundamental!
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Earth Fundamental Happens
Besides, switchboard girls and secretaries have become very good. They’ve learned to take you apart. ‘Who? Why? What for? What company?’ You don’t always get by. I seldom call on the phone. I’d rather go.
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Apart Company Seldom Switchboard
Your value depends on what you make of yourself. Make the most of yourself for that is all there is of you.
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Depends People Values
When you audition for shows in Hollywood, you go in, you do your scene, maybe you get an adjustment. It’s sort of easy, and a lot of times it just feels sort of rote and simple.
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New York Play Simple
If you look at the history of advertising, most of them were Jews, so it was only a matter of time before ‘Mad Men’ explored that area of advertising.
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Looks Mad Men

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