I think I’m the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny. I’m the least funny person in a room full of funny people.
BEN FELDMANTerm insurance is temporary, but your problem is permanent.
More Ben Feldman Quotes
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Doing something costs something. Doing nothing costs something. And, quite often, doing nothing costs a lot more!
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I rarely use the telephone because he may not want to see me. I have a better chance of seeing the man I want to see if I do go.
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Life insurance is time. The time a man might not have. If he needs time, he needs life insurance.
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I know plenty of actors smarter than me with better taste than me who love horror movies and love sci-fi and it just doesn’t make sense to me.
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Do you know anyone who has a lease on life? It isn’t a question of if; it’s a question of when.
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When you realize the writers start writing to who you are, you’re basically reading reviews of yourself. And then it becomes this cyclical nightmare where I feel like I need to play into it, then I find myself acting like the character in real life.
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The biggest asset you have is your earning capacity, and that depends entirely on your attitude.
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If people understood what life insurance does, we wouldn’t need salesmen to sell it. People would come knocking on the door. But they don’t understand.
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Every man has problems that only life insurance can solve. In the young man’s case, the problem is to create cash; for the older man, to conserve it.
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I never thought I was gonna live in LA. I thought I was gonna live in New York forever.
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Besides, switchboard girls and secretaries have become very good. They’ve learned to take you apart. ‘Who? Why? What for? What company?’ You don’t always get by. I seldom call on the phone. I’d rather go.
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I’ve been pretty lucky, I like my jobs.
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You know, a man’s life is the most precious thing in the world, isn’t it? So isn’t it odd that a man will insure everything but his life?
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Youll have the same problems when I walk out, as you had when I walked in… unless you let me take your problems with me.
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I’m a lot happier in people’s living rooms weekly than I think I would be if I was really, really relying on a movie career to keep me fulfilled and excited.
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