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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.

Andy Rooney

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Acceptance Believe Fact General People Truth
It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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Age Ideas Irony Life Live Old
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Average Dog Nice Person
The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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Big Bookstore Diet Eat Yourself
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Happiness Life Strike Yourself
It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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Better Truth World
I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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Asleep Children Fall Feeling Learning Myself Peace World
Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Focus Interest Perspective Poor Rich
Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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Goodness Ideas Ourselves Prison Religious
I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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Born Fingers Hold Life Yourself
I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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Eat Learning Myself Word
Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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Goodness News Print
I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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Help Himself Learning Myself Prayer Strength Way
I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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Hands Mystery Pill Yourself
Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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Myself Opinion People
Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Certain Finding Frustration Time

A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.

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