In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
ANDY ROONEYA great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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