Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
ANDY ROONEYA great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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