In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
ANDY ROONEYA great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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