The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
ANDY ROONEYA great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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