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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.

Andy Rooney

I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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Asleep Children Fall Feeling Learning Myself Peace World
I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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Growth Learning Myself Person Smart
I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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Appreciation Learning Life Myself Small
I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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Luck Old Purpose Yourself
We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Boss Need People Work
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Death Distant One Liner Young
I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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Hands Mystery Pill Yourself
Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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One Liner Work
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Eat Soft Sweet Word Yourself
I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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Learning Life Myself Tough
A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Cat Goodness Ideas Kill Time
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Enjoyment Growth Television Watch
You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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Goodness Poet Thinking Writer Yourself
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Acceptance Believe Fact General People Truth
Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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Hands Head Rule World Yourself
Being kind is more important than being right.
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Important Kind Right

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