I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
ANDY ROONEYMost of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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