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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

Andy Rooney

One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Friendship Letter Life Oneself Sweet
Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Hunter Old Word
I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Children Gift Learning Myself
Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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Goodness Kill Old Oneself People Return Time World
Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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Avoid Cook Eat Food Yourself
Being kind is more important than being right.
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Important Kind Right
Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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Hands Head Rule World Yourself
All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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Admit Economist Talk
I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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Acceptance Believe Myself People Religion Thinking Willing
Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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Advice Cook Himself Meat
I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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Learning Lost Missing Opportunity Position Yourself
If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Finish Myself Problem Remember
Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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Bed Later Stay Worth
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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Age Fresh Myself Wait
Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Gratitude Life Small Spectacular
Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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Easy Reading Sentence Suspicious Writing

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