I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
ANDY ROONEY