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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

Andy Rooney

You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
ANDY ROONEY

Goodness Poet Thinking Writer Yourself
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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Avoid Book Cook Learning
I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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Class Money Myself Standard
I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Children Gift Learning Myself
Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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One Liner Work
Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Certain Finding Frustration Time
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Enjoyment Growth Television Watch
I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Fall In Love Learning Myself Perfection
Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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Myself Opinion People
Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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Goodness News Print
I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Change Fact Ignorance Learning Myself
I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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End Fast Learning Myself Paper
A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Cat Goodness Ideas Kill Time
If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
ANDY ROONEY

Drink Goodness Hands Happiness Live Quite
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
ANDY ROONEY

Drive Game Kill Thinking Yourself

I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

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