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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

Andy Rooney

The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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Expensive Goodness Rule Small Yourself
All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Fast Listening Ourselves Talk
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
ANDY ROONEY

Dog Fun Oneself Talk
Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Focus Interest Perspective Poor Rich
Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Calm Comfortable Peace
Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Eat Food Man Reality
I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
ANDY ROONEY

Appreciation Hard Learning Love
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Enjoyment Growth Television Watch
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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Chance Probability Time Wrong Yourself
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Computer Fast Technology
Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
ANDY ROONEY

Advice Cook Himself Meat
When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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Basic Education Life Myself Need
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Average Dog Nice Person
No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Bad Book Guy Oneself Writing
A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Cat Goodness Ideas Kill Time

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