I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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