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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.

Andy Rooney

No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Bad Book Guy Oneself Writing
Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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One Liner Work
I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Goodness People Time
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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Age Fresh Myself Wait
Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Chance Goodness People World Yourself
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Enjoyment Growth Television Watch
The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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Expensive Goodness Rule Small Yourself
If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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Drink Goodness Hands Happiness Live Quite
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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Care Herself Thinking Wake Up Woman
I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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Help Himself Learning Myself Prayer Strength Way
I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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Acceptance Believe Myself People Religion Thinking Willing
I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Deserve Learning Myself Smile
Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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Bed Later Stay Worth
Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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Buy Food Realization Woman Worth
I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Healing Love Myself Time Wound
When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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Basic Education Life Myself Need

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