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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.

Andy Rooney

No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Bad Book Guy Oneself Writing
I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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God Happiness Learning Myself
Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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Goodness News Print
If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Finish Myself Problem Remember
I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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Eat Learning Myself Word
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Computer Fast Technology
Being kind is more important than being right.
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Important Kind Right
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Happiness Life Strike Yourself
I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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Born Fingers Hold Life Yourself
Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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Goodness Ideas Ourselves Prison Religious
I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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Bitter Happiness Learning Myself
Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Chance Goodness People World Yourself
I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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Asleep Children Fall Feeling Learning Myself Peace World
Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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Buy Food Realization Woman Worth
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Average Dog Nice Person
Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Calm Comfortable Peace

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