Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
ANDY ROONEYCivilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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