Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
ANDY ROONEYFamiliar things are a comfort to us all.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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