Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
ANDY ROONEYFamiliar things are a comfort to us all.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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