Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
ANDY ROONEYHappiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
ANDY ROONEYWhen it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
ANDY ROONEYMost of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
ANDY ROONEYSmall daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
ANDY ROONEYGuns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
ANDY ROONEYWe’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
ANDY ROONEYNothing in fine print is ever good news.
ANDY ROONEYThe great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
ANDY ROONEYElephants and grandchildren never forget.
ANDY ROONEYConservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
ANDY ROONEYUnfortunately, propaganda works.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
ANDY ROONEYThe 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
ANDY ROONEY