I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
ANDY ROONEYThe best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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