Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
ANDY ROONEYThe best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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