A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
ANDY ROONEYThe best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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