I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
ANDY ROONEYThe best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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