I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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