I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
ANDY ROONEY







