Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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