Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
ANDY ROONEYThe 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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