I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
ANDY ROONEYThe 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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